Bijak bagaimana? Ha… bijak memanipulasi teknik-teknik untuk berasmara secara diam-diam pula!
Sebab itu kami di theAsianparent akan membantu anda dengan 10 tip ini. Jangan bimbang!
Tip-tip ini telah dicuba oleh ramai ibu bapa. Dan… mereka berjaya menikmati hubungan seks diam-diam selepas anak mereka tidur!
Hehe… tunggu apa lagi? Jom semak 10 tip ini!
10 tip untuk berasmara diam-diam selepas anak tidur
#1 Gigit bantal
Anda suka Twilight kan? Ha sekarang masanya untuk jadi vampire! Sediakan satu bantal, dan bila anda “beraksi” dan mungkin akan terkeluar bunyi bising – cepat-cepat gigit bantal!
Easy peasy and so sexy!
#2 Air purifier
Letakkan air purifier (penyegar udara) di dalam bilik anak-anak anda. Penyegar ini boleh “menyembunyikan” sebarang bunyi atau bau yang tak diingini daripada bilik anda. Ha… kenalah licik sikit!
#3 Bersemuka dengan pasangan
Anda boleh cuba berasmara sambil bersemuka dengan pasangan. Barulah boleh buat seks diam-diam. Bagaimana?
Bila anda rasa “kemuncaknya”, terus cium suami anda. Ia akan meredakan bunyi bising dan… anda pun boleh cium pasangan sepuasnya! Hehe
#4 Tarik nafas
Tarik nafas perlahan-lahan. Ya, bila sudah “seronok” itu mana boleh bernafas dengan perlahan. Tapi, cubalah!
Bila anda mengawal pernafasan dengan baik, seks akan menjadi lebih menarik dan anda boleh capai orgasma dengan lebih banyak!
Suami pun pasti geram saja! Hehe
#5 Komunikasi cara baru
Cuba anda guna komunikasi cara lain pula. Selalunya, anda hanya mengerang apabila merasai kenikmatan, kan?
Sekarang cuba guna kata-kata pula. Bisik perlahan-lahan di telinga pasangan. Uh! Mesti pasangan tergoda.
#6 Mulut bising? Sibukkan mulut anda!
Mulut itu yang bising kan? Jadi, anda perlu sibukkan mulut itu dengan posisi 69! Hehe. Bila sedang melakukan 69, anda tak sempat nak buat bising.
Pasangan pun mesti seronok dengan teknik rangsangan ini. Win-win situation!
#7 Dalam bilik air
Hey! Seronok tau berasmara dalam bilik air. Steamy gitu. Buka air jadi anak-anak takkan dengar segala “bunyi” anda dan pasangan.
Lagipun, jika mereka bangun – mereka akan dengar bunyi air. Mereka akan fikir kalian tengah mandi.
#8 Gag
Kalau suami yang bising, macam mana pula? Ha… waktu untuk jadi sedikit kinky! Anda boleh membuat gag.
Gulung t-shirt bersih atau stokin dan masukkan dalam mulut pasangan.
#9 Luar dari bilik tidur
Come on, ibu bapa semua! Anda tak terbatas untuk berasmara dalam bilik tidur saja tau! Hehe. Apa kata anda goda pasangan ke kawasan dalam rumah yang tiada anak-anak (seperti dapur).
Kemudian, cuba posisi berdiri atau ambil kerusi yang stabil dan terus “beraksi”! Hehe. Barulah seronok sikit. Atau anda boleh bentang comforter di lantai.
#10 Seks oral
Satu perkataan – oral. Ya, cuba goda, tawan dan tarik perhatian suami anda lalu lakukan seks oral padanya. Ha… waktu itu anda boleh tengok bagaimana suami akan berjuang untuk “diam”. Hehe. Mesti seronok!
Apa? Anda tidur dengan anak-anak? Macam mana nak berasmara diam-diam? Jangan risau! Kami ada panduan seks berguna juga untuk ibu bapa yang tidur dengan anak-anak. Nak cuba?
Semoga perkongsian ini berguna untuk anda. Selamat mencuba!
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What’s the best forex indicator?
So you’ve started out forex trading and are excited about how much money you’re about to make, all you need to do is get stuck in. But when should you trade? Where should you enter? Which currency pairs should you be looking at?Imagine if there was a solution that told you exactly when to enter a trade!
Rookie trader, meet Mr Indicator. Forget those silly heikin ashi candles, that shit is just too complex.
What on earth is a bullish engulfing candle formation anyway? I’m a rookie, I don’t know, or care, I just wanna make money damn it! Show me the easiest way to make money right noooooow!
Sound familiar?
These magical indicators will tell you what to do. Like a Magic 8-ball. They’ll show you the way to the holy land of forex glory, where the streets are paved in green pips, and everyone you meet gives you a bar of bullion, just because you deserve it.
It reminds me of my favourite Guns n Roses track “Take me down to the paradise city where the pips are green and the charts are pretty, oh won’t you please take me home, whaow ouw”
So, what exactly is a MACD, CCI, ATR, RSI or a bloody Stochastic!
They all sound so scientific; surely they must be good?
Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble… but this is just another way to read price movements in the market (some traders like to call this price action). An indicator is lot more like salt and pepper than Colonel Sanders 12 secret herbs and spices.
If you only learn one thing today, make it this: As traders, we only have access to a very limited amount of information.
These are the only two things we know for sure:
- What price is now
- What price was 1min, 5mins, 15mins, 1hr (you get the idea) ago
All indicators are doing is showing you this information in a different format.
Now, for all the indicator fans out there, you’ll be pleased to know it’s not all hogwash. Indicators are designed to show previous patterns in the market that might not be easy to see with the naked eye. And the theory goes, if you can identify a pattern from the past, then you’ll be able to predict the future. But that’s a debate for another day.
Can forex traders predict the future? That’s a great topic for my next blog post…hang on, let me write that down…
Ok, I’m back. Now, the topic at hand – Which indicator should you use?
Whichever one you want.
Sorry, I know that’s probably a little underwhelming…
All it’s doing is showing you what you already know (present and past market price) in a different visual format. So find an indicator you understand, then stick with it.
My only piece of advice is to avoid running multiple indicators at once because you’ll likely confuse yourself.
Looks like it’s time to buy, sell, hold and spin.
Personally, I like to trade naked. Yup, starkers.
Why?
You will likely find once you watch the charts for long enough, you won’t need the mystic Ichimoku Cloud to provide you with a weather forecast. You’ll be able to look up at the sky and tell for yourself whether you’ll need an umbrella for the session ahead.
Buat lebih berguna, kongsi:
